BRAIN TEASER JOKES

1 In what battle did Napoleon die?

ANSWER: The last one

2 where was t5he declaration of independence signed?

ANSWER: On the bottom of the page

3 River Ravi flows in which state?

ANSWER: Liquid state

4 What is the main reason for Divorce?

ANSWER: Marriage

5 What is the main reason for exams?

ANSWER: Failure

6 what can you never eat for breakfast?

ANSWER: Lunch and dinner

7 What looks like half an apple?

ANSWER: The other half

8 If you threw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become?

ANSWER: Simply, a wet stone

9 How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?

ANSWER: Easy, sleep at night

10 How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

ANSWER:  You can never lift an elephant that has one hand

11 If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have?

ANSWER: a very large hand

12 If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long will it take 4 men to build it.?

ANSWER: no time at all, the wall was already built

13 How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

ANSWER: any way you want, because wall is very had to crack